Most asian parents

My asian parents,

• Take extra food in napkins from buffets. 

• Over - Exaggerate things. 

• Expects you to be valedictorian in school. 

• Always take pictures every moment. 

• Think cheaper = better. 

• Tell me i have too much clothes when i don’t. 

• Eat rice everyday. 

• Save every paper, picture, document of their life. 

• Have a lecture for everything. 

• Assumes I do drugs when they don’t know where i’m going. 

• Thinks I use the computer too much. 

• Want me to stay home everyday, and not spend money. 

• Think i spend too much money on clothes and other useless things. 

• Think that i’m too young for a relationship. 

• Think that i should get a girlfriend/boyfriend after i finish college. 

• Assume i’m going to be a doctor or anything in the medical field. 

• Don’t allow me to sleepover people’s houses. 

• Embarrass me in front of everyone. 

• Will love me no matter how many times they scream at me, lecture me, and the   many times i disappoint them. 

• Lie about my age to get discounts at buffets. 

• Think if I don't study everyday, I'm going to turn out like a hobo